[Extra Early Release] Getting Away With It, Chapter 4: Loneliness Makes Me Take a Stupid Offer

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Getting Away With ItThe house was dark when I woke up.

I was confused, at first. I wasn’t in my tiny bedroom in my apartment with Catti. There was a TV on beside me, far enough away that my arm couldn’t reach, unlike my own room, and I was on a couch.

I groaned and held my head as I came to my senses. The fight. Arrest. Undyne’s house. Right.

My phone notification light was on, so I checked the messages.

“Hey punk! You were sleeping when I came back, but I wanted to tell you! It was a cat-person in a tree. Catty. Guess she said you’re her sister’s roommate. Thought you’d think that was funny!”

I snorted. I assumed it had something to do with Bratty, her neighbor. She was usually scaring her up trees.

“But anyway. Came back with some takeout. QC’s was serving breakfast still, so I got extras…

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Getting Away With It, Chapter 2: A Cop Shows Me Kindness For Once, Or Something

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Getting Away With ItI wasn’t sure what I expected the inside of a cop’s house to be.

Orderly, perhaps? Expensive, because of all their government funding? Heavily armed?

Undyne’s house was only two of the three. She sure had weapons, but not guns; instead, there were various electric-blue spears decorating her walls, shimmering in the low light. 

Being the epitome of intelligence and witty responses I am, I said, “Cool spears.”

I would’ve regretted it if she hadn’t grinned so wide, glowing in…was that a blacklight?
“Thanks! I’ve collected many over the years. There were more, but they’re broken.” She closed the door behind us and turned on an actual light. 

“How’d they break?” Dammit, Susie, dumb question. She obviously used them. The spears looked like they were made of glass, though, or something fancy like that. Definitely not strong enough to last the beating that Undyne would deliver.

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[Extra Early Release] Getting Away With It, Chapter 4: Loneliness Makes Me Take a Stupid Offer

The house was dark when I woke up. I was confused, at first. I wasn’t in my tiny bedroom in my apartment with Catti. There was a TV on beside me, far enough away that my arm couldn’t reach, unlike my own room, and I was on a couch. I groaned and held my head …

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In my short, miserable life, I’ve become quite familiar with the back of cop cars. They’re plasticy, uncomfortable, and quite claustrophobic. I shifted around, scrunching my knees and finding a semi-comfortable angle to sit on my handcuffed hands with.

“You’re shaking the car,” Undyne complained. “Stop moving. I’m trying to help you.”

“Yes, arrest is awfully helpful.”

Undyne made a clicking noise with her tongue but didn’t respond to my comment. “Let’s just pull outta here, okay? I’ll explain in a second.”

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[Extra Early Release] Getting Away With It, Chapter 3: I Emit Word Vomit and Actual Vomit

I wasn’t sure what I expected the inside of a cop’s house to be. Orderly, perhaps? Expensive, because of all their government funding? Heavily armed? Undyne’s house was only two of the three. She sure had weapons, but not guns; instead, there were various electric-blue spears decorating her walls, shimmering in the low light.  Being …

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